Monthly Archive for March, 2008

In which Microsoft don’t eat their own food!

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So not only have we found out that Microsoft might be hiding the truth with regards to Internet Explorer 8 and the Acid 2 test, it seems that the Redmond empire is not keen on eating their own dog food!

I happen to have tried this morning to perform a Software Update (sorry, Windows Update) on my Windows XP build using Internet Explorer 8 in native mode, and what did I get?!?! 

I got “Please upgrade to Internet Explorer 5 or later”!!!

Last time I checked my maths book, it still mentioned something about 8 > 5 (note, strictly greater than… not greater or equal… not lesser)!

Come on Microsoft, can’t you guys talk together?!  

In which I feel unconfortable around the edges…

This week was all about eTech for us, the emerging technology organized by Tim O’Reilly publishing group in San Diego. This year’s eTech was my second appearance at the event and I finally started to recognize faces and go and engage with some of the people I respect a lot in this hackers’ universe (hacking being the main theme of Tim O’Reilly keynote this year).

But this year, we weren’t just there as  participant but as sponsors as well and Disney threw a rather nice party on Tuesday evening, right after (if not slightly overlapping) the EFF fundraiser event. So after a light indian curry (need food before booze), Mike, Yoshi and I reached the party and were soon joined by way more people…

And as you would have expected, many well known members of the blogosphere were there, including Boing Boing’s Cory Doctorow (baaad father), Laughingsquid’s Scott Beale and more…

The party itself was fun except for one thing: Our party organizers (HR/PR) had insisted, despite several warnings, that every attendant of the evening would have to add a little sticker to the conference badges, reflecting their sector of activity (designer, programmer, technology, exec, etc) which was, to me, going totally against the spirit of eTech (Simply take a look at Ignite evening, no one cares about your position in the food chain, just come and share your project/opinion/point of view in a fair and equal manner). I personally refused to get the little sticker on my badge and found another way to get my 2 free drinks.

As this wasn’t humiliating enough, Mike was told in his face by some journalist that this sticker thing was stupid, bad, effin’ this, effin’ that (or something similar). Well, the journalist we are talking about is simply the  “Wired Magazine” Editor in Chief! OUCH! Hopefully the dude will blog about it and we will be able to print it and share it with the great minds behind the sticky thing concept!

At some point in the evening, I realized that someone was shooting some form of interview and as any good mosquito on a summer night, I rushed towards the light. I there met another famous eTecher, Johannes Grenzfurthner, artist, activist, Monochrom’s represenative, fully dressed in Soviet Uniform, wearing his Nikita Chrusov’s eTech Speaker badge. The prank is obvious and entertaining, a polite version of Borat, without the fart jokes! Pose, picture and I moved on to the bar.

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But right before leaving the party, I recognized Violet Blue, sex columnist, writer, blogger also known for her Steve Job’s encouter at Macworld! Remembering el Jobso’s attitude when asked for a picture with her, I walked towards her group and kindly asked if I could have my picture taken with her. She obviously agreed (“I, of course, said yes (no Jobs am I)”) and picture was taken…

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She then started explaining to me (after having realized that there was a Disney badge under my EFF T-Shirt) that Johannes had been kicked out of the party by our own PR people… I asked her to repeat, willing to be sure I heard correctly and then felt slightly ashamed! We parted and I went back to the guys, explaining them what just happened, unable to do anything or changed what hapened.

One one hand, yes, Johannes played prankster and it did work! He was asked to leave, he was able to put a great show on and he got more attention than almost anyone else that night but on the other hand I absolutely doubt the plan was be come and attack Disney head to head! This is eTech for God’s sake! Not NAB or the Oscars. I know we tend to be paranoid about our image and the rest, but here, it simply backfired!

Next year, HR/PR people, please do your homework and study your audience before getting pranked again!

Im which I wish farewell to HD-DVD in my own way!

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Last Thursday,  working on our monthly Lunch 2.0 session, we were looking for a way to open the session with a bang…

Idea soon came that we should declare officialy the death of HD-DVD as all studios have now switched sides (even Dreamworks, yes even Dreamworks!) and Toshiba have officially given up on the format (in exchange of some chips manufacturing plant though).

Then came the BANG concept!

“Let’s SMASH some HD-DVD stuff!”

My first reaction was

“Let’s destroy our HD-DVD player, drop it from the top of the building, drive to the desert with it, shot at it or use black powder and detonate it!!!!”

It didn’t fly, seems that destroying hardware in a violent way for public consumption is not in our work ethos.

So we decided to simply hammer some of the HD-DVD discs we had at work! And yes, I did it!!!

BANG, BANG, BANG: “I declare HD-DVD definitely dead!”

The caveat in this process: I live in corporate America where more law suits are filed every minute than I have days off per year. As a result of this, Mike kindly wrapped the discs cases in a plastic bag to avoid any small piece of disc or case to fly off as a result my smashing and accidentally land in someone’s eye, inevitably resulting in another long and complicated law suit!