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In which I declare that lawyers are not more intelligent than geeks…

I have been trying for the last couple of months to fill a position in my team which,  as expected due to our fairly tech savvy work environment, requires a minimum of technical knowledge.

Well, let’s face it: A fair amount of technical knowledge; the exact title being Manager, Content Security & Emerging Distributions Platforms;

Having exhausted our internal HR resources, I was encouraged to advertise the position directly online, which returned some interesting CVs, some less interesting and some which made me wonder if the candidates had even spent the time reading the Job Description, but I must honnestly admit that the following intro totally baffled me…

“Please consider me for the “Manager, Content Security & Emerging Distributions Platforms” position. My credentials include a Master in Public Administration from Harvard and a Juris Doctorate and Master’s degree in Dispute Resolution from [another famous] University. My work experience ranges from serving as a member of [a] Governor[...]’s Cabinet to law and business.” 

The dude holds degree in 2 of the most famous Law schools of the World and has a fantastic experience in the legal field but doesn’t seem to know anything about Technology (at least, there was no such evidence on his CV).

Did my post say “Looking for seasoned Judge”? Did my post mention taking over our legal department? I don’t think so!!!

So come on, educated people, read the Job Description and ask yourself if you really think you would be a good fit before making me lose 15 minutes I don’t have!

PS: If you know of anyone who would however be interested by the position, please contact me directly!

In which my camping conditions got upgraded! Or maybe not after all!

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As I am still camping at night in our new “404 Found” house, we decided last night to move more stuff to the new bedroom. The more stuff did include a bedside table on which I can now attach my reading light, a cabinet containing so of my clothes and our TV cabinet, with TV, DVD player and DVR. Sarah also bought me a little 6-pack, to enjoy a beer or 2 in front of a good movie.

So around 10:30, I decided to retire to the bedroom, after having been freezing my bu** off in the family room for quite some time and was looking forward to slip into my sleeping bag and finally watch some of the recorded space related documentaries stored on the DVR. I hence proceeded, switched the TV on, switched the DVR on and the stupid machine kept looking for its satellite feed instead of playing any recorded content.My sole issue here: The DirecTV guys are coming on Saturday to install our new dish. So until then, I can watch a great white and blue screen and nothing else! Life is so unfair!

In which we sign yet another lease!

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In this never ending housing drama, we never know when things are going to move in our favor. Some days, things go totally wrong, others, things seem to look brighter. Last night was one of these slightly brighter day when our friend and super realtor Barbara paid us a little visit and gave us our new fully executed lease!

This simply means that we can now leave our nightmare called “home” and start (again) afresh, hoping that this time, things will last a bit longer!

Sarah is so used to it now that half of our kitchen is already packed, the moving truck has been rented and I need to take care of various businesses such as DirecTV, cable, telephone and utilities.

Now, all is not solved yet and we still stand between the rock and the hard place. OCWEN, the “official” new owner (please note the quotes) still wants us out by March 1st and has sent a letter to our attorney to this effect. The major issue is that they still want to issue a judgement, despite our agreement and us playing fair with them, which judgement would be attached to our credit report, preventing us of renting or buying any property for the next 7 years… Not only are they trying to screw us on this side, but they also refused to cover us in the case of the “previous” owner (Trust Holding Co.) suing us but want us to cover them if he/she does… Laughable!

So our lawyer is still working and his cost has now reached our full annual budget for travels, trips and birthdays! But at least, we might avoid getting sued!

What a wonderful world we live in!

 

In which we are celebrating one year in the USA!

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It has now been a year since we left London on a gloomy morning, all emotional, leaving our close friends and familly behind, not really knowing what was going to happen with us.

At this exact time, last year, we were arriving at the temporary house we only saw so far in pictures on Google Maps, fighting jet lag and trying to find our marks.

Our first day in the country wasn’t without glitches and we faced stupidity when trying to get our rental car as well as our own brain-dead state when we tried to fill our first shopping cart at Ralph’s that same night.

This first year has been filled with emotions (good and bad), adventures and discovery! Let’s admit it: It has been a roller-coaster! But there was one aspect of the US that I didn’t think I would face that rapidly: The legal system!

So as you know (per our previous post), we are currently in an awkward situation on the housing front and it turned evident that we would need some form of help to get out of this mess the best we can!

So what a better way to celebrate our first anniversary than to go and meet with an attorney!

We didn’t blow a candle or open champagne but it now feels like we are part of this country! We have an SUV, we live in a large house (for the time being), Sarah goes to the gym a lot and has “play dates” with her local friends, I enjoyed the last quarter of the Superbowl on Sunday AND WE CAN NOW TELL NASTY PEOPLE THAT THEY SHOULD SPEAK TO OUR ATTORNEY!!!

You have to love it or hate it!

Once again, Happy Anniversary!

In which we are moving AGAIN!

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So for those of you who are not located on this side of the pond and have left the family diary with pictures of our Christmas tree and Thia expecting Santa’s visit, things have changed a bit…

We have to move out of our house or face the law!

Why?

Well, we have been good tenants, signed a one year lease with an agent (left a huge deposit), paid our rent on time, taken care of the house as it was ours but the bargain seems to not have been respected on both sides…

The people we are currently renting our Toluca Lake house from have been renting us a house whose owner went into foreclosure without letting us know that this was the case. We all know that foreclosure is the new Black in California but didn’t think we would be impacted by this new fashion!

We found out in October that things might not have been as we hoped for when a first realtor knocked at the door and explained to us that our house was to be auctioned later that month. Shock, horror and immediate phone call to our managing agent! After having discussed the matter with them, we were told that everything was fine and that they were in negotiation with the bank to pay the debts and buy it from them.We believed them!

It turned out to not be totally true and according to official registers and a visit from another realtor, we have found out that the property had been sold on auction around Xmas time. Our current agent claims that they are suing the bank, are trying to reverse the sale and have even provided us today with a copy of the case, a nice rebate on the rent and assuance that everything is fine. Sadly for us, in the meantime we have been (not so) kindly asked to vacate the property within 30 days by the new owner and their agent who cannot sell the place as long as we live in it and hence is losing money by the day in a declining market.

We have tried to turn for legal help (useless) and have the help of a realtor friend of ours but this doesn’t change much the fact that if we stay where we are, we would face an eviction for unlawful occupation, despite having a signed lease (amended yesterday actually) and that we are still paying our rent (we fools!). Such eviction would result in a pretty bad record and hell for the next 7 years!

So, we are on the road again! Sarah is visiting house after house and we are trying to negotiate an as amicable as possible way out of this mess (but one thing is sure, we wont go down without a fight!)

Stay tuned and wait for the next (now usual) post about the “new” house!