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In which Wall-E becomes my best friend…

How much effort do you think it takes to earn a (10% larger than) real size Wall-E?

Well, it can take up to having to perform the “Hello Dolly” routine that Wall-E loves watching in the middle of the Disney lobby at high noon (zero traffic in the lobby at this time of the day) for the amusement of the people present at that time!

It all started a couple of weeks ago when I was explained that Wall-E had to leave our lobby on 07/03 and was possibly going to be raffled…

Something had to be done to ensure that Wall-E would live in a proper home and having a little 3 years old monster living in my home and accidentally madly in love with our new robot, I had to do something!

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So I got myself captured by the Wall-E Liberation Front… I then ended up have to perform some ridiculous dance routine in the middle of the Burbank Center lobby at “high noon” as stated by this excert from the requirements list to ensure Wall-E’s freedom…

4) wall-e must be EARNED he is not a mere plaything to pass amongst cootie toting fans. What exactly is the liberation front willing to do to prove their commitment to the cause? as well as showcase traits that will please wall-e should he chose to join the front? We were thinking that at high noon tomorrow, July the 3rd, in the lobby, he would enjoy a rendition of the dance sequences from hello dolly that wall-e likes to watch. He would really bond with a force that could do that with feeling. If the liberation forces prefer to remain anonymous, disguises will be provided.

The first (huge) task was to urgently find  a copy of “Hello Dolly!” DVD as research on various online video sites returned either nothing or way too generic clips. Thanks to Mike, I found a rental shop in South Pasadena and made it there only 5 minutes before closing time, after having spent some considerable amount of time getting lost around both Pasadena and South Pasadena (remember, that the driving thing is still a foreign to me).

The second task was to learn the dance routine but this could wait until the following day!

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Then came the day of the event itself! Let’s be fair and honest (for once). After having spent 1 1/2 hour trying to find the damn DVD and having got lost so many times in Pasadena the night before Wall-E moved to my office, the dancing part looked almost easy. But after several minutes of watching the video at all kind of possible slow motion speed, it seemed clear to me that I was unable to perform the dance…

That didn’t prevent us of being ready for a walk (dance) of shame at exactly 12:00 noon! We were ready!

At 12:01, no one is there except us (Mike Pajaro and I).

12:02: Nothing

12:03: Nothing…

12:04: Nothing……..

12:05: No member of the Wall-E freedom comity is in sight, we take a couple of pictures of the dancing and are gone by 12:06…

12:07: We’re in the elevator, safe from any public humiliation!

12:10: We can breeze now! It is clear the challenge has been won and the honor has been kept  intact!

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Thanks to Mk, Wall-E finally moved to my office shortly after this and has been enjoying the visit of almost anyone walking around the 18th floor (even got some people taking pictures with him today).

In which I find the Patron Saint of Television

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Did any of you ever heard about Saint Clare? I didn’t! Well, until last weekend…

My neighbors hosted a yard sale and I inevitably had to pay a little visit there (mainly due to my young little monster asking for it)…

And there she was, in front of my eyes, our Patron Saint! Only in America! 

I sadly didn’t have any cash on me and didn’t buy it but I thought I’d share the news…

Sadly, we haven’t yet found the Patron Saint of File-Based Workflows!!

 

In which you’ll understand why I am not keen on moving back to France anytime soon

Chatting with Miles yesterday, we found this excellent video of what might probably have been the highlight of a prime time show on French television. I have actually no doubt that such a show did beat any other show been aired that evening in terms of ratings.

Now, to give you, readers, a bit of background, you might all know about Celine Dion but few of you might know about Johnny Halliday. 

Johnny has (per wikipedia) “had a 45-year career in music and is one of France’s biggest stars. He has completed 400 tours, had 18 platinum albums, performed in front of 15 million people, and sold 100 million records. Today Hallyday is still seen as a top stage performer, giving first class shows in crowded stadiums. Hallyday announced his retirement from performing on 3 December 2007 at the age of 64“. Almost 3 generations of French citizens know more about Johnny than about their president or their local mayor! He is simply our national hero, far ahead of Marianne or Napoleon (for my British fellows).

Once you’ll have suffered through the video (make sure you pass the 4:10 mark, it even gets better at that point), you’ll have pretty strong idea of what prime time TV is in France and what “real” music is about…

So now, forget about the constant striking, the grumpy cab drivers, the dirty restrooms (or just the hole in the floor a.k.a. Turkish WC), the arrogance of the Parisians (I once was one of them) or the fact that French people are mainly “monoglot” and “polygamist” and imagine yourself coming home from a long day at work, switching on your TV and suffering through this! No freaking way!

This is enough for me to delay (indefinitely) my return to France! Unless Miley Cyrus sings a duet with our national Johnny! ;-P

In which I try the “Hammerhead”

My little bro Jef is coming to town and as usual with any adventure related to him, things had to go wrong!

So a couple of nights, willing to make sure that Jef had boarded his plane or at least had checked in, I decided to stay up until 8:00AM London time and call him around that time… As I feared, things got awfully wrong. Flight was cancelled, all United Airlines 777 planes were grounded, the earliest available flight would have got Jef in LA 2 days late… Not good…

To add to the nightmare, Thia decided to wake up and start screaming, willing to get a hug from her Daddy.

Many phone calls and some drama later, around 2AM, Jef is on a plane and on his way to LA. Not the original plane, obviously, but A plane, flying towards the US west coast! I can finally go to bed.

The result of this: a very tired Tryphoo sitting at his desk, feeling rough and unhappy…

Here enters a recent office chat during which I was introduced to a new concept called the Hammerhead or better described the ultimate “wake up” drink. Always willing to volunteer myself to try new crazy stupid great things and feeling the way I felt, I had to drink this thing!

So what is it?

As easy as 1-2-3

1/ Acquire an empty cup, a can of Coke and a double expresso (thanks to Starbucks, this is now a very easy thing to achieve)

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2/ Pour Coke in Cup, add the Double expresso and get prepared for the foam

 

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3/ Drink and feel happy!

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The result: Within less than an hours, both caffeine and sugar kicked in. I felt absolutely fine again, but according to some of my coworkers, this is not a thing I should do too often to them…

In which Microsoft don’t eat their own food!

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So not only have we found out that Microsoft might be hiding the truth with regards to Internet Explorer 8 and the Acid 2 test, it seems that the Redmond empire is not keen on eating their own dog food!

I happen to have tried this morning to perform a Software Update (sorry, Windows Update) on my Windows XP build using Internet Explorer 8 in native mode, and what did I get?!?! 

I got “Please upgrade to Internet Explorer 5 or later”!!!

Last time I checked my maths book, it still mentioned something about 8 > 5 (note, strictly greater than… not greater or equal… not lesser)!

Come on Microsoft, can’t you guys talk together?!